Thursday, August 13, 2009

Subway Series of Unfortunate Events- JERK

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY?

Hopefully you haven't. Unfortunately he was busted on the 3 train jerking and I don't mean dancing.

A woman riding the uptown 3 train captured this picture of him on her cellphone. He got on the train at 42nd Street/Times Square at 3:45 p.m. and then got out at the 96th Street stop. This woman happened to be an FBI officer so she reported her findings to the nearby 32nd precinct where she was told to dial 311 because it wasn't a police matter. The media has had a fields day with this story- flashing this mans picture everywhere and coming up with funny headlines. I have a couple questions- this photo doesn't reveal much. What if he wasn't actually masturbating? Shouldn't e be smiling or having some type of euphoric grin. This man looks confused. Actually he looks like he was looking at someone else doing something outlandish. If he actually was masturbating isn't that illegal? If so - that cops who told her to call 311 is gonna be in some ish. The sad thing is that this does happen quite often an unless the perp is caught in the act- how can it be regulated?

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