Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Bring Change 2 Mind


Yuck!


I know you've been sprayed at least once or twice by the water that sometimes springs up out the toilet after powerful flush. Now think about this.... if your ass wasn't in the way, just how far would that stray droplets get?
YUP.... that far!!!

According to Women's Health mag "There are more than 3million bacteria per square inch inside the average toilet bowl. When you flush, those bad boys are ejected into the air and land on EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM, INCLUDING THAT INNOCENT BYSTANDER KNOWN AS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH."
Close the lid before you flush and get a toothbrush cover!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

The Naked Body Issue


All praises to ESPN for putting a real woman on the cover of their magazine. I never thought I would see the day when the naked body of a woman over a size 3/4 with brown skin would grace the covers of a mainstream magazine. A magazine that isn't catered specifically to Black and Latinos or on the cover of a porno. Kudos to Serena for having the courage to break the mold and for showing mainstream (white) America what a beautiful chocolate body is all about

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Thoughtful Thursday

"Perspective is like an invisible lens how do you clean it if it gets dirty?"
-thoughts gone wild


Friday, September 25, 2009

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Thoughtful thursday

"Sometimes you've got to keep steppin' to catch the beat"
-thoughts gone wild

Make your own interpretation- it works for many situations in a positive way.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Tardy for the party

Here's a lil sumthin special for those fans of Desperate Housewives of Atlanta...oops I mean The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Shout out to Kandi, the producer for trying to get a dollar out of fifteen cent with this one!


Friday, September 11, 2009

Caster: Woman....and Man?

If you have a mere interest in sports or in world news, then you would know about the South African track star Caster Semenya who recently became the World Champion in the womens 800 meter race. If you take a look at the photo of her you will note right away what the controversy is...yes don't be afraid to say it- She does look like a man! That seems to be what everyone thought- and so the International Association of Athletics Associations ordered a gender test.

Yesterday the Daily News reported that : The 18-year-old South African champ has no womb or ovaries and her testosterone levels are more than three times higher than those of a normal female, according to reports. The tests, ordered by The International Association of Athletics Federations after Semenya's 800-meter victory in the World Championships, determined she's a hermaphrodite - having both male and female organs. Semenya could be stripped of the gold medal she won in Berlin last month and her competitive future is in limbo, according to Australia's Daily Telegraph

Today the Daily News reported: an Australian newspaper reports indicated that those tests had revealed that Semenya had no ovaries, but did have male sexual organs inside her body, producing large amounts of testosterone (and giving her an advantage in competition). The IAAF has refused to confirm or deny the reports, and has said it does not expect to make another comment on Semenya before the next meeting of its top executives Nov. 20-21.

So they are calling her a hermaphrodite but for those of you who read the previous post on Lady Gaga you know intersex is the proper name for these individuals and you probably suspected Semenya was an intersex all along. What I didn't expect was for Semenya not to have any ovaries! I think that our reproductive organs are among the most basic elements of biological gender classification not necessarily gender roles- but at the very least biological classification. This in combination with testosterone levels triple that of the average female does not make Semenya's argument for womanhood look any better. There is a condition called androgen insensitivity syndrome, in which the body is programmed to develop into a male, but something happens to prevent that from happening properly - maybe this is Semenya?

Perhaps you think this is unjust/unfair and that if she was raised as a woman- she should compete as a woman. Those of you who are athletes, especially female athletes understand the unfair advanatge that Semenya has- especially in track and field. Your gender puts you on an equal playing field- your strength, perserverance and talent are what help you get ahead.... not your testosterone levels. However, Semenya already has the gold medal. Do we take it away from her? -She is a hero to her people, how can we snatch that away? She did not intentionally compete against women so as to have an advantage...as far as we know. It's kinda like she had natural steroids. Going forward what is the best move? Who are her peers? Should she be allowed to continue to compete with women? Her times are good enough to compete professionally with men- so do we move her to the mens division? -Guess we'll wait and see what is decided.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Happy Birthday Michael

HAPPY 51st BIRTHDAY
Michael Joseph Jackson
(August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009)

Here are a few of the reasons why Michael was so great....

This undated photo provided by the Vered Gallery in East Hampton, N.Y., shows Andy Warhol's "Michael Jackson 1984," a 30-by-26-inch painting of the pop star in a red jacket from his 1980s "Thriller" days. The Vered Gallery in East Hampton, has sold the Andy Warhol portrait. Gallery co-owner Janet Lehr did not reveal the final bid price, but did say it was above a million dollars. (AP Photo/Vered Gallery, File)


On March 25, 1983, he performed live on the Motown 25: Yesterday, Today, Forever television special, both with The Jackson 5 and on his own singing "Billie Jean". Wearing a distinctive sequined glove, he debuted his signature dance move, the moonwalk, which former Soul Train dancer and Shalamar member, Jeffrey Daniel had taught him 3 years before.

Unlike later albums, Thriller did not have an official tour to promote it, but the 1984 Victory Tour, headlined by The Jacksons, showcased much of Jackson's new solo material to more than two million Americans. He donated his $5 million share from the Victory Tour to charity.

He also co-wrote the charity single "We are the World"in 1985 with Lionel Richie, which was released worldwide to aid the poor in the U.S. and Africa. It became one of the best-selling singles of all time, with nearly 20 million copies sold and millions of dollars donated to famine relief.



Jackson starred in the 3-D film Captain EO, directed by Francis Ford Coppola. It was the most expensive film produced on a per-minute basis at the time, and was later hosted in Disney theme parks. Disneyland featured the film in its Tomorrowland area for nearly 11 years, while Walt Disney World screened the film in its Epcot theme park from 1986 to 1994

The Bad World Tour began on September 12 1989. He broke a Guinness World Record when 504,000 people attended seven sold-out shows. He performed a total of 123 concerts to an audience of 4.4 million people, and gained a further Guinness World Record when the tour grossed him $125 million. During the trip he invited underprivileged children to watch for free, and gave donations to hospitals, orphanages, and other charities.


One of Jackson's most acclaimed performances came during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXVII. As the performances began, Jackson was catapulted onto the stage as fireworks went off behind him. As he landed on the canvas, he maintained a motionless "clenched fist, standing statue stance", dressed in a gold and black military outfit and sunglasses; he remained completely motionless for several minutes while the crowd cheered. He then slowly removed his sunglasses, threw them away and began to sing and dance.


Jackson gave a 90-minute interview to Oprah in February 1993, his second television interview since 1979. He denied tabloid rumors that he bleached his skin, stating for the first time that he had vitiligo. The interview was watched by an American audience of 90 million, becoming the fourth most-viewed non-sport program in U.S. history. It also increased awareness of vitiligo, a relatively unknown condition. Dangerous re-entered the album chart in the top 10, more than a year after its original release.


History, released in 1995 is the best-selling multiple-disc album of all-time, with 20 million copies (40 million units) sold worldwide. "You are not alone" was the second single released from History; it holds the Guinness World Record for the first song ever to debut at number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

The memorial was held on July 7, 2009, in Los Angeles. Some unofficial reports claimed a worldwide audience as high as one billion people. The U.S. audience was estimated to be 31.1 million, an amount comparable to the estimated 35.1 million that watched the 2004 burial of President Ronald Reagan, and the estimated 33.1 million Americans who watched the 1997 funeral for Princess Diana


*info courtesy of Wikipedia

Friday, August 28, 2009

MJ's Free Birthday Bash



Director Spike Lee's Brooklyn public celebration of Michael Jackson's birthday has been moved amid predictions of a big crowd. The free bash will be held in the Nethermead meadow in Prospect Park on Saturday afternoon, rain or shine. It originally was planned for Fort Greene Park. The New York Times reported Friday that the initial crowd estimate of 2,000 swelled to more than 10,000. The paper says the Rev. Al Sharpton will say a prayer at the party. President Marty Markowitz will present a proclamation declaring Aug. 29 Michael Jackson Day in Brooklyn. DJ Spinna will play all things Michael Jackson. Jackson would have turned 51. Lee collaborated on Jackson's video for "They Don't Care About Us." Jackson died on June 25.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/28/spike-leesponsored-michae_n_271049.html


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Are you gonna eat that?


Ever wondering if that week old pasta is still good? Still Tasty is a great website for figuring out the shelf life of virtually anything edible.




Do I have to store ketchup and mustard in the fridge once they’re opened?

Answer: Technically speaking, you don’t have to store opened bottles of ketchup and mustard in the refrigerator. But it’s a good idea all the same, since you’ll get a lot more mileage out of them if you do.Due to their high acid content, both mustard and ketchup will keep fine for about a month in the pantry. But after that, their flavor, appearance and texture will begin to break down and deteriorate much more quickly at normal room temperatures than in the cooler 40° F storage conditions of the refrigerator. An opened bottle of ketchup should stay at peak quality for about 6 months in the fridge mustard for at least a year. And both will remain safe to consume for much longer than that, as long as they've been continuously refrigerated.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

What Lady Gaga and earthworms may have in common


Lady GaGa .... a "hermaphrodite"?! Apparently rumors started when a slight bugle in front of her panties made obsessed viewers curious. - Lady Gaga has a penis! Pretty soon after this the pictures zoomed in on her crotch area surfaced and everyone was over analyzing her videos. Then there is an un-cited statement floating around by Lady Gaga in which she states:

"It's not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia..." "But I consider myself a female. It's just a little bit of a penis and really doesn't interfere much with my life. The reason I haven't talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. Like, come on. It's not like we all go around talking about our [genitalia]. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple-gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. I have both. Big fucking deal."

I don't know if this is a true statement or not but its pretty gutsy- as we know Lady Gaga to be. but it's still unfortunate to have your personal biz put on blast. Yes I am adding to the hype but I would also like to offer some insight of course and make some sense of the matter.

According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary a hermaphrodite is 1. an animal or plant having both male and female reproductive organs 2. something that is a combination of diverse elements. An earthworm is a known hermaphrodite carrying both ovaries and testes. Humans are not hermaphrodites. What Lady Gaga might be is intersex. Intersex is a variety of conditions in which a person is born with a reproductive or sexual anatomy that doesn’t seem to fit the typical definitions of female or male. Now if Lady Gaga is in fact an intersex individual and considering herself to be female then she probably has female reproductive organs. The bulge in her panties could possibly be an enlarged clitoris making it seem like a baby penis.

This is unfortunate for Lady Gaga but this does bring to light some greater social concerns about Intersex individuals. When an intersex child is born with one of the various birth defects that would make them intersex should corrective surgery be done shortly after birth or should the child be allowed to grow and develop a few more years? Sometimes the birth defects are deadly and thus surgery is necessary but what about when it is a matter or making things look more normal? The Intersex Society of North America recommends that Surgery to change genitals or make them look more like a “normal” penis & scrotum or vulva should not be performed until the child is mature enough to make an informed decision for himself or herself. Do you agree with them? Your answer might depend on how you categorize gender.

"nature doesn’t decide where the category of “male” ends and the category of “intersex” begins, or where the category of “intersex” ends and the category of “female” begins."
~Intersex Society North America

Poor Lady Gaga- I guess when you are constantly wearing leotards, body suits and thongs over tights people can't help but stare.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Subway Series of Unfortunate Events- JERK

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY?

Hopefully you haven't. Unfortunately he was busted on the 3 train jerking and I don't mean dancing.

A woman riding the uptown 3 train captured this picture of him on her cellphone. He got on the train at 42nd Street/Times Square at 3:45 p.m. and then got out at the 96th Street stop. This woman happened to be an FBI officer so she reported her findings to the nearby 32nd precinct where she was told to dial 311 because it wasn't a police matter. The media has had a fields day with this story- flashing this mans picture everywhere and coming up with funny headlines. I have a couple questions- this photo doesn't reveal much. What if he wasn't actually masturbating? Shouldn't e be smiling or having some type of euphoric grin. This man looks confused. Actually he looks like he was looking at someone else doing something outlandish. If he actually was masturbating isn't that illegal? If so - that cops who told her to call 311 is gonna be in some ish. The sad thing is that this does happen quite often an unless the perp is caught in the act- how can it be regulated?

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Ginuwine in Trouble

New Ginuwine featuring Bun B- Trouble




*Disclaimer* Bun B does not appear in the music video however he is featured on the album version...wonder why. Insight anyone?

Friday, August 7, 2009

AaaaWoooo!

She Wolf- Shakira




Howls and all. There isn't much that can be said... Shakira leaves nothing to the imagination. Although I do really like the concept of every woman having a she wolf inside of her- it's somewhat liberating.

Maxwell- Bad Habit

I have a bad habit of watching this video over and over again....


Friday, July 31, 2009

D-list Dames


This was an ad on one of my favorite gossip blogs- Bossip. I am not posting it to publicize it. I am posting it to ask what the hell happened to these chicks to make them pose nude for a hip-hop website?! I am not knocking the nude/semi-nude or sexy photos...but this hardly seems classy. Reagan Gomez from the Parenthood! Mya! Really?! Are times tough or is this what they aimed for?

*Let me add that there is no hate here- the girls look great and they are beautiful women (at least with the help of lots of weave and make-up).

Poetic Justice 2009


Lil Mama: No words are necessary here...

Thursday, July 23, 2009

So-Bald



I bet Solange Knowles is regretting having uttered this statement:

“I get asked about Beyonce all the time but I try and make fun of it. Sometimes I say she’s not my sister. Other times I say I’ve stuffed her in my suitcase and sent it to Dubai. I have to have fun with it or I’ll turn into Britney – shave my head and go totally crazy.”

Solange is showing classic signs of being the youngest. Yet still, she isn't the only chick sporting next to nothing. Amber Rose actually makes it look fly.


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Obama looking frumpy?

I wish they would just leave him alone... even though I was thinking it myself. LOL!


B.L.O.G.


B****** Love Online Gossip. Hmmm not quite what you were thinking? Me neither. This is the title for Kandi Burruss's upcoming album. It is inspired by everything that's been going on with her in her reality show life...not quite sure what that is yet but we will soon find out. She will be one of the housewives in the upcoming season to of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Season 1 was everyone's guilty pleasure but who knows what season 2 will do. I'm not quite sure how someone who was supposed to be on the ghetto fabulous 'Tiny & Toya' show has instead been placed on The Real Housewives of Atlanta but I suppose we will find out soon enough. I think it's also notable to add that she is engaged to AJ, former 106 and park personality. Kandi's own insight on the matter here

14years old, 555Lbs and a fugitive


A 555lb 14 yr old boy! What! How did this happen?! Couldn't someone at least have stopped him at 200lbs....How in the hell do you get to 555lbs at the age of 14? This poor kid...

The boy disappeared with his mother after she was accused of neglecting his health was found with her Thursday afternoon at a laundry in Maryland, authorities said. Paramedics checked Alexander Draper, 14, before turning him over to the Maryland Department of Human Resources, police said. The two were found in Woodlawn area of Baltimore County, police said.

His mother, 49-year-old Jerri Gray, was arrested on a charge of violating a custody order, police said. South Carolina officials plan to pursue her extradition back to the state. Authorities said the teen was at a "stage of critical health risk" but wouldn't provide details about his medical condition beyond his weight, said Greenville County Sheriff's Lt. Shea Smith.

The story continues at MSNBC

Monday, July 20, 2009

Strawberry Swing

Coldplay's "Strawberry Swing", from their album "Viva la Vida."

The video was directed by the creative/animation team Shynola, and it features a superhero version of Coldplay singer Chris Martin doing battle with a killer squirrel in a chalk board world.


I had to post this, it's one of the most creative videos (without any dancing involved) that I have seen in a while.



*Courtesy of videos on smash

Friday, July 17, 2009

Tales from the F train


I can't stand the "F" train. I don't know if it's because it has such a long route or what it is that makes it so attractive to Riff Raff and his friends.

10am queens bound train
Enter the "tear jerking" beggar...
"Ladies and Gentlemen please forgive me for begging but I have no place to go. I have 6 kids and nothing to feed them. Anything you can spare would help."Yeah right! Try handing her that extra banana you were going to have as a snack and watch t
he look you get...they want them dollaz!

4pm headed back on the train toward Manhattan...home of the hustlers, a step up from the beggars.
A "deaf" man enters passing out sign language cards. Flip them over and they explain how he is making his living educating the public on the deaf. Where is the educational piece? It's simply a two sided piece of paper, one side the sign language alphabet, the other side with his explanation of begging. All you did was throw your cards at the supposedly uneducated train passengers and expect them to buy them at "any" price. What a lazy and unoriginal hustle! I remember back in the late 80s and 90s when people would pass out these sign language cards, as a kid I thought they were cool until the person would return looking for a dollar and I would be forced by my grandmother to give it back....Thanks but no thanks, I'll keep my dollar!


The deaf act is followed shortly by the desperate act. This one doesn't even bother to put in ANY effort. He is just straight dirt and grime. He shamelessly walks through the car in his get up of rags accessorized only by the garbage bag dragging behind him and coffee cup to collect change. He is cloaked in an original odor that only someone if his caliber could stir up. He doesn't bother with any speeches or plugs... Just a dirty old coffee cup to serve as his guide through the car full of disgusted and unsympathetic New Yorkers who have seen this all too often. I'm definitely keeping my change...and holding my breath!

Ugh, what will tomorrows train ride bring? Stay tuned for my Subway Series of Unfortunate Events...

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Mario- A Sex Symbol?

Break Up - Mario (featuring Gucci Mane and Sean Garrett)



It's evident that he is trying to elevate his status to sex symbol. I just don't know if I can handle the bald head just yet. I just got past the image of him sitting on the stoop singing "braid my hair..."

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Ciara still at "Work"

Work- Ciara (featuring Missy Elliot)




Not really much to say about Ciara. She's pretty consistent, not necessarily improving but not getting any worse...

oh wait, almost forgot about that "We are the world" tribute at the BET awards. SMH. She tried.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

BLACKsummer's Night


7-7-09 Maxwell's long awaited album dropped and although it may have been slightly overshadowed by the illustrious funeral of Michale Jackson it was definitly not forgotten. The album, BLACKsummer's Night is a breath of fresh air and a return to true music.

The first single, Pretty Wings was only a preview to the beautiful melodies that come forth from his sultry voice. The second single, Bad Habits brought back that sense of familiarity and timelessness that is ever present in Maxwell's music (similar to the Alicia Key's vibe). The creativity and talent of the musicians is dispelled through their instruments and fused with Maxwell's sound making this album such a breath of fresh air.

There is something so genuine about Maxwell that comes across in his performances and once again in this album. These are not songs created for airtime or radioplay nor are they meant to be sing-a-longs with catchy hooks. I would say it's reflective, meditative, feel good music that you can play over and over again. You don't get the sense that he is trying to hard or aiming for a certain look, he is just being himself. He is not forcing the reinvention of himself on his audience, you just get the sense that he has taken hiatus to live and experience a bit more of life and now he is back to share. It definitely was worth the wait.

The most exciting thing is that this album is part of a trilogy, Black Summer's Night. Black is said to be more of a dark reflective album which brings you into, Summer, the present, more hopeful, uplifting and light. Night is the one that perhaps I look forward to the most, it is more of that 'Til the cops come knocking', 'This womans work,' 'Whenever wherever, whatever' type of music that Maxwell has been known to bring us in the past. Classy love making music. Fellas if you thrown on some Maxwell I guarantee you will get farther than you would by putting on The Dream... although you might want to thrown on some 'sweat it out' a little later on.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Death of an Icon


Michael Jackson
August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009
An American Icon and Music Legend
May He Rest in Peace


*Look out for our series on Michael Jackson.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Alice in Wonderland....yet again!


Yes! Alice done made her way back into Wonderland, but this time I think she is going to get a lot more than she bargained for. There have been several version of the classic children's tale Alice in Wonderland. I personally always found that even the previous animated Disney version to be pretty scary. But Tim Burton has put a peculiar spin on things making this version quite unique...and perhaps even scary.

Sources say that the Disney film will be out March 5, 2010. The cast includes veterans of the fantasy land Johnny Depp (Mad Hatter of course) and Christopher Lee mixed with newcomers like Alice herself, Mia Wasikowska. Here are a few sneak peeks...I'm not quite sure if this is one for the children or not but it definitely looks interesting.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Ryan Leslie- Valentine

For your listening pleasure- Ryan Leslie's new single: Valentine


The NY Post will forever be a trashy paper...but what about it's readers?

By now everyone has heard about the seemingly racist carton that appeared in the NY Post, now they have issued what they call an apology :

Wednesday's Page Six cartoon - caricaturing Monday's police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut - has created considerable controversy. It shows two police officers standing over the chimp's body: "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill," one officer says. It was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill. Period. But it has been taken as something else - as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism. This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize. However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past -and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback. To them, no apology is due. Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon - even as the opportunists seek to make it something else.

Sounds like the post has built up some enemies over the years. More disturbing than this half ass apology were the comments below the apology:

-The cartoon clearly was aimed at Pelosi and Congress. They wrote the stimulus bill, not Obama. Sharpton, the rascist (Tawana Brawley, Freddie the White Interloper) opportunist has no moral capital on this issue. He and Jerimiah Wright are the racists. How about that for a non coward discussion of race, Eric Holder? Also I seem to remember liberals depicting President Bush as a chimp in numerous cartoons and writings.Shame on the Post for knuckling under to the new thought police. There is no freedom of speech in Obamaland.

-"My question is quite simple : a white President can be compared to an ape, but an African American one can't. Why ???"

-The was nothing wrong with the cartoon, it was free speech. Those in the black community need to control themselves and leave our freedom of expression alone!Instead of acting like third world muslims going after a Mohammed cartoon, they should be cleaning up their dysfunctional and destructive inner city culture and communities that are draining this country. Maybe the rest of us should protest them?

Seems like this cartoon has opened up a racist can of worms. Perhaps the cartoon was just a cartoon not meant to depict our black president as a monkey, but instead a larger depiction of the democratic party who approved the stimulus bill. Either way- it has served as a gateway for both racist white folk to state what they really think of black folks in this modern day and there are some blacks who jump on every opportunity to shout racism. So where does this leave us now? Well, now instead of just NYers knowing that the NY Post is a trashy paper, everyone knows it's a trashy paper.

UnbeWEAVEable!

This weave saved her life...smh... what a mess!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Black is in!

Larry King admitted that his 8yr old son wishes he was black.... "There's a lot of advantages to being black," King said. "Black is in. Is this a turning of the tide?" Someone should tell little Cannon King that black has always been in... white people been jackin' our style. The real question is why Larry King's old ass has an 8yr old son? smh!

Friday, January 9, 2009

Le Question Du Jour: Why Do Men Cheat?

I have had the unfortunate privilege to, every week, hear about another one of my friends getting cheated on and the question always posed is: why do men cheat? Today, I felt the inclination to address it. I am by no means an expert in the convoluted (ha) thoughts of men, but in talking to some of my guy friends, this is what I’ve come up with:


  1. Because they can—Let’s take former NY Governor Spitzer for example. He seemed to have everything: money, power, success, and a loving family. And yet still with everything to lose, he cheated on his wife...because he can. Ladies lets be real here. For various reasons, it seems to be rare that a woman leaves (permanently anyway) after her man cheats. When women reaffirm that, men continue to do whatever they want because they know shorty will be there til the end. Hey...maybe the dude really puts it down. Some might not think that’s important, but I know many a female who have stayed in fucked up situations for some mind-blowing sex...that wheelbarrow jumpoff really is on point btw, but I digress
  2. Then there’s the “it’s just sex” argument. Ok, now in seeing the dealings of some of my closest male cohorts, I do believe that a man can still love his girl/fiancĂ©e/wife the same way even if he’s doing his dirt on the side. It’s kind of like living a double life cause one situation does not effect the other…the problem is that it should! His love for his girl should preclude him from hurting her and cheating
  3. My favorite: the only thing better than good p*ssy than new p*ssy: ‘nuff said on that
  4. It’s biological: now this is a lil controversial, but what the hell. So in ancient times, men used to have numerous wives and concubines and what have you so as to maximize the number of his possible heirs and to make sure to proliferate his name. Women, however, are pregnant for 9 months so women are used to being dedicated to one man. Biologically speaking, it may just not be natural for men to be faithful. Unfortunately for them, society says they are just gonna have to get over that.
  5. Some guys are just innately and forever shady

Does knowing any of this help? Probably not because at the end of the day, people are going to do what they are going to do. I’ve been told by many men: but not every man cheats and there are a lot of stories where men who cheated stop for the right girl, stop after getting married, or don’t get married to get the cheating out of their system so there is hope.

(Shouts to Hurrikane)

For those who are not about “hope,” there’s a saying “Men are like buses. You never chase one, because there is always another coming in fifteen minutes.” Recently, it has become a quite useful mantra. As soon as any “bus” [read: man] shows the smallest sign of breaking down on me, I swiftly hop off that joint at the nearest stop and wait for the next bus. Ya’ll city folks all know that your worst nightmare is being stuck on a broke down bus, all pissed cuz the air conditioning is off (God forbid there may be other unsolicited chicks on the bus as well) and then you see a perfectly functional bus rolling right by you with an ugly chick on it, all comfortable and laid back in her seat, swiftly and efficiently reaching her destination drama free, and express at that!

I have hopped many a bus in fear of future unreliability.

Then one day I was talking to a friend (that is what I’m calling him and I’m sticking to it. He’s too young for me, but I can keep a secret) and my mantra came up, to which he responds, “Yes most men are like busses. But some are like BMW’s. And a few are like Maserati’s.”

DAMN. Checkmate. He’s right.

Then I started thinking to myself – why is it that so many of us ladies take the bus? Let me take the time to make clear that this bus, BMW, Maserati analogy has nothing to do with money, it’s about quality. I know many a wealthy bus nigga. Tsk. Tsk.


Anyway-


Ladies have you ever found yourself out in the cold, losing hope that a BMW gentleman will be picking you up and driving you to the land of Milk and Honey? Why is it that, even though we know that a BMW is out there, we instantly lose faith and hop on the first raggedy ass bus that we see? The ticker says that this bus is going to your destination, so we get all complacent and say “okay fine I’ll take it for a ride” (aoww). Then we get pissed when the joint runs local, doesn’t take you where advertised, and/or breaks down on you at the worst time. Then we get off the damn bus, all pissed cuz now not only are we not where we want to be, but we wasted mad time with this awkward, shady vehicle. I guess you could argue that even a rickety, raggedly, local running bus is better than walking. (Or is it?)

What about those BMWs and those Maserati’s? Where the hell are they and why don’t the manufacture more of them joints? First of all, if you find yourself a Maserati you better count your blessings and keep that car clean, polished, and in good running condition!! Beware though ladies, sometimes a BMW will come to pick you up and you know that it’s going to a destination that you are not tryna reach. Whether you saw through that shiny exterior, or if he let you know up front where he was going, you knew that it wasn’t where you wanted to be! But you get in anyway. And while the ride is so so nice, you soon realize that you are traveling farther and farther from your where you wanna be. And that, my loves, is when you have to politely pull over the car, step out, and with a classy smile on your face say, “Thanks for the memories, babe.”

Don’t be afraid to walk alone, girl, as long as you’re going in the right direction.